A quick update

YEAAAAHHH

No one’s noticed yet and I haven’t said anything, but my hair is 100% fixed! I dyed it one last time yesterday at the advice of Erin Cawley with some mahogany brown stuff. I started off using the gloves that they provide you with, but then I decided I wanted it to be really even and that I wanted to know if I missed anything, so I used my bare hands. I’d say this was a mistake, but it turned out really well, so I don’t regret anything. My hands should be back to normal in a few days.

As you can see from the shadow, unless I’m in good lighting my hair looks like it’s realllllly dark brown, but it’s not green and that’s what counts. Before I did this, I would have the following dialogue with people a million times a day.

Person: What color is your hair?

Me: Damned if I know.

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People: It’s kind of edgy looking. I’d never be able to pull it off.

Me: Me either.

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People: It’s not that bad?

Me: …thanks?????

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Contrary to the way these read, I was laughing the entire time and did not sound like a jerk in the slightest.

I don’t know.

So basically I got left with this blue hair dye and my pen pal said that I should use it and everyone else I asked said it would be cool. Everyone is a liar liar pants on fire. I looked absolutely mental with blue hair, and I was super distraught, so I decided to try and dye it back. I got this dark brown hair dye and did it in the school locker room, and it turned out black-ish green? I haven’t washed it since, but I hope it turns out brown after a few rinses. The box didn’t say what color it would turn into if you had blue hair, so I guess I should have expected this. I just want dark brown hair, guys. When I get my allowance from rotary I’ll figure out how to do that. Sighs upon sighs. Don’t trust other people when it comes to hair, kids. Life lessons here.