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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POST YOU WILL EVER READ

I was trying to sleep, but no.

Okay, so basically I can’t make eye contact with anyone. People be tryin to stare me down when they’re talking to me and I really can’t talk to people when they do that because it makes me uncomfortable and squirmish. When I talk to people they must think I’m really weird because I don’t look at them when I do it. In fact, I don’t really look at anyone when I talk. I often gesture to empty spaces when I’m describing something, and people take where I’m pointing literally and actually look.

So if you want me to like you, you need to conversate me whilst sitting beside me or while we’re walking so that I can look anywhere but at you.

This thing has really been bothering me ever since Jonatan pointed it out several weeks ago and I just needed to get it off my chest as tips for people who want to be friends with me. He was like “why don’t you look at me when you’re talking” and I tried to explain it, and then he said people say he makes an obscene amount of eye contact and wow, he never looks away it’s true.

Why do people want to look at my eyes while I look at theirs? No. Stop. This has gone too far. The only time that’s okay is during acting camp exercises and staring contests. I don’t even know what color anyone’s eyes are to be honest.

Nick’s are blue?

Doug’s are green?

Mom’s are brown?

Dad’s are green?

I know Cana’s and Jaylah’s are brown and Keenan’s are a really messed up color that doesn’t have a name. Sorry Jenna, I don’t know yours. Probs brown. I only know Cana’s and Jaylah’s because brown hair brown eyes has been a topic of conversation between us.

I don’t know any of our other relative’s eye colors. I think Amy’s are blue. Someone pointed out that Hitler would have loved her when she went off on that trip to the forest and shaved her head.

Golly. Okay. Please ignore me. I’m p tired.