Two things first: TOMMY SENT ME A PACKAGE!!! I got the Senior class shirt from him and I am dying.
YAY!
Second: Can we talk about this picture? This is an add in the tunnelbana station where I get off to go to school. I laugh every time because it’s supposed to look sexy I guess, but all I see is her giving him a purple nurple.
You can’t tell me I’m wrong
This is the lyrics to the blues song that I sang for music class:
- I sold my soul
- down the river
- all I wanted
- was your love
- Guess you’re a wanderer
- you didn’t want me
- you weren’t my angel
- from above.
CHORUS:
- But that’s okay; I’ve got myself
- I think I’ll live; I’ve got my health
- I’m better than you anyway
- Dancing alone
- in the Moonlight
- Thoughts of you
- When will I learn?
- And your last words
- they were heavy
- my skin is thick
- but it still burns.
Chorus
- Hello Hello?
- Can you hear me?
- I’m drowning in
- your fickle whim
- You stand so close
- my life preserver
- but you’re screaming
- Learn how to swim
Chorus
- I’m not broken
- my wings aren’t clipped
- your indifference
- can’t bring me down
- I’m not Icarus
- Oh, I’m still flying
- Towards the sun
- I’m homeward bound
Chorus
Okay, and then here’s this awful little story I wrote for Svenska 3’s surrealism unit. I don’t know if this is surreal or not. I based it on the Street Cleaner Episode of Welcome to Night Vale.
It’s that time of year again, folks! Christmas! Out ’round back the abandoned cheese factory we’ve still got a bit of plywood, so you’d best get out there quick to pick some up before it’s all gone! It’s very important that you board up your windows and stay. out. of the streets this holiday season. I cannot emphasize enough the dangers presented by the interlopers threatening to destroy this town. Santa is coming and he will not show mercy. I’ve also been warned be a vague yet menacing government agency that we should expect a blizzard to blow in a large bout of elves beside the expected man-eating reindeer this year. I don’t think I have to remind you that if you happen to be caught outside when Santa comes, you should search for shelter immediately in a shallow ditch or unlocked car. Leave your loved ones, children and pets alike, behind. They will only weigh you down.
In other news, Monica-you know, the sweet shop owner out on the edge of town?-says she’s just finished her invisible window shop display, and MY, is it beautiful! She’s recreated the Battle of Lexington and Concord using only gingerbread men and gumdrops! She hasn’t boarded up the window just yet, so if you hurry on out before the darkness hits us tonight, you might still have a chance to see it!
Oh! Here’s something! The food drive for this city’s chapter of The Salvation Army has surpassed last year’s record of canned bread. Thanks to an anonymous donation, the Salvation Army has received well over 13 billion cans. In unrelated news all of the Salvation Army volunteers and several of the less fortunate they pledged to aide were crushed to death when 13 billion tin cans fell from the sky unexpectedly last afternoon. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to their loved ones.
Breaking News! Santa is here! I repeat, Santa is here! Run. Run. Run fast. Run far. Stop whatever you are doing and run goddamit. Do not stop to help those who have fallen. They are gone already. Do not scream, do not look back, do not pass Go and collect $200. Just run. Run for your lives.
we're never getting off this planet 