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GOTT NYTT ÅR!

It’s January first!! The world still hasn’t ended! Sherlock premieres tonight!

Plans got really messy last night, so this isn’t going to be about what I talked about in previous posts. I’ll organize this into a time table because life is hard and confusing and it’ll give my transitionary adverbs a break. I don’t know what tense and which pronouns to use in all of this either because half of this happened to me and half of this happened to me and the group and some of it is still happening? Lordy Lord. Also, I’m bad at math, so those estimations of half are probably really off.

4:00 – picked up Perth from the station

4:40 – picked up Hannah from the station

4:50 – went back to my house to drop off luggage

???? idk the real time. I’m gonna guess it was about 6:00? – Went to Central Station to meet up with Josh, Avishkar, and Oliver to get coffee Starbucks was closed though and we were very sad.

7:00ish ish – Went to McIncredible. Then we sat and talked and it was nice and also a little boring because I am the worst at making plans. Every other day is a ‘red day’ in Sweden which means that the shops close at 2:00pm and whatnot. We discussed what to do with the time we had free until the time we had free was gone.

9:00 – picked Narain up from the station. Oliver, and Pablo left to go to house parties and Narain and Perth went off in search of food that wasn’t McDonald’s. The rest of us waited for Alejandra and Jorge to come to the station. We ate Hannah’s brownies while we waited so it wasn’t all bad

9:45 – Several brownies later we left the station to find a kebab house for Jorge.

10:30? – We got to Slussen (an area near the water) and watch live music under the shadow of Katrina’s Hissen.

11:40 – Narain calls me to come and find him and Perth, which rescues me from being crushed to death. Every person who has ever lived was pressing up against each other in a writhing mass of bodies and I thought I was going to die.

11:55 – I find them and we watch the fireworks from a safe distance away from the drunk people.

12:00 – HAPPY NEW YEAR! Instead of kissing each other, strangers give hugs to one another which is infinitely more hygienic. (Side note: All night people were grabbing at me on the sidewalk and stuff. Like, they’d take my arm or stand chest to chest to me and go “Hallå!” and at one point this guy came up and was like “Pata Spanska?” and I was like “No, pero- hey, Alejandra!” because I thought he needed directions or something and then he says to her “Me gusta ella. Es muy bonita.” and I’m laughing because I could kind of understand and Alejandra translates it to “He says he likes you,” and I say “Claro que si!” and that is literally the extent of my Spanish so I walk away before he can try and talk to me again, but wow. Just remember to S.I.N.G. if you ever get into trouble. Miss Congeniality taught me that. Self-defense class taught me to aim for the eyes.

1:40 – We finish listening to music and watching fireworks and look for a place to pee and eat and McIncredibles is the only place open so we head on back.

2:30 – We find Oliver at the station and take him back to McDonald’s.

3:00 – I’m really tired and I start to feel feverish? Also I get unnecessarily emotional and start crying because I suddenly remember that everyone is going to leave and I’m never going to see them again and the present is really nice and I don’t know if it’s possible but I felt nostalgic for it.

3:45? – We head home, missing the Nockeby train by nearly two hours. sl.se, the website we use to check train times, went down around midnight, so there wasn’t anyway to know unless we had checked before going out. Oops.

5:00???? – We get home after walking from Alvik and wow I was so cold, it was unreal.

7:00 – After several deep and meaningful sleepover conversations, I fall asleep. Dang.

1:00 – have breakfast

2:30 – Keep the party going by going to Starbucks and taking sips of everyone else’s drinks because that’s how you find out what’s good and I’m definitely not a mooch.

5:40 – Go home because I’m definitely have a fever and am the clammiest of clams. Dear lord. Go on, feel my hands. They are sweaty and cold just like the rest of me and I am probably dying ohmygod. I’m shivering while I type this. Literally, my teeth are chattering and my stomach hurts the way it does before you jump off of something really high. This is disgusting. I’m hope it’s just left over emotion from last night and I’m not actually ill.

Okay. I hope this post was informative. I think there’s probably a million things I’m missing. We danced at the new years thing. All of those dances I had during gym class with that weird kid who tried to ask me to prom Sophomore year were useless and I had needed to be taught all over again. I think that’s it. I don’t know. I’ll probably remember more later.

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^ Gabriella left a few days ago, so a bunch of us said good bye to her at the airport.

Another Uneventful Update. Feel free to skip.

Two things first: TOMMY SENT ME A PACKAGE!!! I got the Senior class shirt from him and I am dying.

YAY!

YAY!

Second: Can we talk about this picture? This is an add in the tunnelbana station where I get off to go to school. I laugh every time because it’s supposed to look sexy I guess, but all I see is her giving him a purple nurple.

You can't tell me I'm wrong

You can’t tell me I’m wrong

 

This is the lyrics to the blues song that I sang for music class:

  • I sold my soul
  • down the river
  • all I wanted
  • was your love
  • Guess you’re a wanderer
  • you didn’t want me
  • you weren’t my angel
  • from above.

CHORUS:

  • But that’s okay; I’ve got myself
  • I think I’ll live; I’ve got my health
  • I’m better than you anyway
  • Dancing alone
  • in the Moonlight
  • Thoughts of you
  • When will I learn?
  • And your last words
  • they were heavy
  • my skin is thick
  • but it still burns.

Chorus

  • Hello Hello?
  • Can you hear me?
  • I’m drowning in
  • your fickle whim
  • You stand so close
  • my life preserver
  • but you’re screaming
  • Learn how to swim

Chorus

  • I’m not broken
  • my wings aren’t clipped
  • your indifference
  • can’t bring me down
  • I’m not Icarus
  • Oh, I’m still flying
  • Towards the sun
  • I’m homeward bound

Chorus

Okay, and then here’s this awful little story I wrote for Svenska 3’s surrealism unit. I don’t know if this is surreal or not. I based it on the Street Cleaner Episode of Welcome to Night Vale.

It’s that time of year again, folks! Christmas! Out ’round back the abandoned cheese factory we’ve still got a bit of plywood, so you’d best get out there quick to pick some up before it’s all gone! It’s very important that you board up your windows and stay. out. of the streets this holiday season. I cannot emphasize enough the dangers presented by the interlopers threatening to destroy this town. Santa is coming and he will not show mercy. I’ve also been warned be a vague yet menacing government agency that we should expect a blizzard to blow in a large bout of elves beside the expected man-eating reindeer this year. I don’t think I have to remind you that if you happen to be caught outside when Santa comes, you should search for shelter immediately in a shallow ditch or unlocked car. Leave your loved ones, children and pets alike, behind. They will only weigh you down.

In other news, Monica-you know, the sweet shop owner out on the edge of town?-says she’s just finished her invisible window shop display, and MY, is it beautiful! She’s recreated the Battle of Lexington and Concord using only gingerbread men and gumdrops! She hasn’t boarded up the window just yet, so if you hurry on out before the darkness hits us tonight, you might still have a chance to see it!

Oh! Here’s something! The food drive for this city’s chapter of The Salvation Army has surpassed last year’s record of canned bread. Thanks to an anonymous donation, the Salvation Army has received well over 13 billion cans. In unrelated news all of the Salvation Army volunteers and several of the less fortunate they pledged to aide were crushed to death when 13 billion tin cans fell from the sky unexpectedly last afternoon. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to their loved ones.

Breaking News! Santa is here! I repeat, Santa is here! Run. Run. Run fast. Run far. Stop whatever you are doing and run goddamit. Do not stop to help those who have fallen. They are gone already. Do not scream, do not look back, do not pass Go and collect $200. Just run. Run for your lives.

Playing Hooky

I didn’t have school again today. Thank goodness it’s Labour Day, or else I might have felt bad about it. All three of the teachers that teach the first 3 hours of my school day were missing, so I left at eleven to go to Gamla Stan so that I could go to *My First Rotary Meeting*. I thought that I was going to get lost when I was going to or when I got there, but no. I’m pretty good at reading maps, so I found the meeting place right away and I had an hour before I had to be there. So I wandered around and it was pretty boring and uneventful.

I’m such a good blogger. Anyway.

Went to the meeting, it was nice. Everyone shook my hand and they all held on for far too long while the continued to talk to me. Business as usual. I think the most awkward thing was that I didn’t know what to say to this people except for “nice to meet you!!!1! 🙂 Thanks for having me!! :D” and so there were many awkward pauses and such. Then we had lunch (mine was a salad that was mostly cheese and halves of tomatoes. ?) and I noticed that a lot of the rotary members were female and also not elderly which was strange and refreshing.

The meeting was pretty interesting from what I could understand. The presenter was from Ghana and she was talking about a program funded by Swedish tax dollars that helps lower income countries set up research teams so that they can help themselves with SCIENCE. Hooray for science!

Then I got on the train to go back to school only I didn’t go back to school because I got lost. I got off one stop early because I thought that I could find the way back to school from that stop and I felt like walking some and the train was stuffy but uuUUUGHHHHH. I stumbled into the big city, eyes bleary, disoriented as a newly born calf. I walked around trying to follow signs, and it started pouring out (I had my umbrella, but my jeans still got soaked) and I must have walked for about an hour before I finally found a green line subway station and went home because by that time school was over.

I feel like I should have been more scared than I was? I mean, I was sooo lost and none of the maps I found were comprehensive, but I was more concerned about the rain than the fact that I was walking up and down streets that all looked exactly the same and could only find subway stations that had the wrong color line. :/ idk, man.

So that’s why I didn’t have any school today. I think I’ll get a map of Stockholm tomorrow morning so that I never get lost in the rain again.